LALALALALATumblr (3.0; @ampetui)http://ampetui.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72qg4Kt3z1qzwic8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/27192043092http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/27192043092Sat, 14 Jul 2012 09:43:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m748evNDqg1rb8qy1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/27191967048http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/27191967048Sat, 14 Jul 2012 09:41:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4veb6iEKh1r9s72yo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4veb6iEKh1r9s72yo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4veb6iEKh1r9s72yo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4veb6iEKh1r9s72yo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989447329http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989447329Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:42:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5e5x5Yo1h1r9h81qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://black-widdow.tumblr.com/post/24802235996/rape-all-the-avengers">black-widdow</a>:RAPE ALL THE AVENGERS!!!!!</p>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989421347http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989421347Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:42:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5e2hjlMmT1qzkgvao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cardamine.tumblr.com/post/24799877535/me">cardamine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me</p> </blockquote>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989368848http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989368848Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:41:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5i6jpNHHG1qa2vz7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989248009http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989248009Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:39:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ip3rwxSv1qcsvvro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989194499http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989194499Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:38:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hhdv2xN41qa512lo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989173081http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989173081Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:38:21 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5iwgxXisv1qzr9qko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedorseyshawexperience.tumblr.com/post/24976262724/i-would-reblog-this-everyday-if-it-was-socially">thedorseyshawexperience</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I would reblog this everyday if it was socially acceptable.</p> </blockquote>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989096965http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989096965Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:37:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5izfzgzpR1qz9objo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989074378http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989074378Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:36:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5imsce5j21qc6j5yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989047478http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24989047478Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:36:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5heznjDxT1r03eggo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5heznjDxT1r03eggo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5heznjDxT1r03eggo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5heznjDxT1r03eggo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>“What is she (Emma Stone)?”</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988847931http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988847931Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:33:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59kogDcZU1qbcs46o1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.fuckyeahnba.com/post/24635764493/everyone-is-going-to-be-tuning-in-tonight-at-8-30">fuckyeanba</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everyone is going to be tuning in tonight at 8:30 p.m. EST on ESPN to watch the Boston Celtics try and eliminate the Miami Heat in a super-charged game 6 from the parquet (is it still parquet?) floor in Boston’s asdfjsdfsdjaf Garden. No less an authority on overwritten sports tropes than <em>Detroit Free Press</em> columnist (and author), Mitch Albom, has <a href="http://www.freep.com/article/20120607/COL01/206070594/1082">weighed in on the Heat hate</a>. This after dentalophile Rick Reilly wrote his <a href="http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/8011587/lebron-being-lebron">condescending column</a> (which is redundant when Reilly’s name is attached) defending LeBron James (pro-tip: you’re doing something wrong if Rick Reilly has to come to your defense). It wasn’t just those two titans of annoyingly naval-gazy online writing that have weighed in. Most of my favorite writers have already started the death dance on the Heat. </p> <p>Tom Ziller asked it most directly: <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2012/6/7/3070073/miami-heat-vs-boston-celtics-lebron-james-nba-playoffs-2012-hook">Is this the death of the Heat</a>? Sports Illustrated’s Michael Rosenberg writes that <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/michael_rosenberg/06/07/heat.whats.at.stake/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_t11_a0">“everything” is at stake for the Heat tonight</a>. Henry Abbott at True Hoop tackles the <a href="http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/44921/all-that-is-wrong-with-the-heat">eschatological Heat rhetoric more realistically</a>. Howard Beck of the <em>New York Time</em>s says a Heat loss tonight would be a referendum on <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/06/07/sports/basketball/miami-heats-problem-goes-beyond-the-big-3.html?_r=1&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss">their model for success</a>; namely, that superstars do not ensure titles (and yes, he mentions the Knicks). Dan Le Batard at the <em>Miami Herald</em> accurately says there’s <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/07/2836672/no-room-for-error-for-miami-heat.html">no margin for error with this Heat team</a>.</p> <p>In all, everyone has a few words to spit about the Miami Heat as they head into an elimination game in rowdy Boston. I myself <a href="http://www.fuckyeahnba.com/post/24524892528/game-5-boston-at-miami-theres-such-a-contrast">don’t think they’ll win</a>, and I’ve tackled the Heat enmity <a href="http://www.fuckyeahnba.com/post/24549326612/a-few-things-to-talk-about-after-the-heats-loss">with the twist</a> that it’s possibly the public’s disdain that’s most at fault. Metaphysical hypotheses aside, there’s simply too much pressure—some of it self-imposed—for the Heat to do anything but crumble under the weight of their own expectations and egoistic displays of grandiosity. They asked for this, and so I don’t feel as bad about all the voices stacked against them. If they do somehow pull off the upset tonight, it will be that much more remarkable even as they face a game 7 let-down. </p> <p>That’s sorta the point: there’s just no winning if you’re the Miami Heat, even if they win.</p> <p><em>Heat art <a href="http://miami-heat-index.blogspot.com/2012/01/heat-check-three-kings-1000-words-art.html">via</a></em></p> </blockquote>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988777816http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988777816Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:32:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5idxhAc3d1qb0ctno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flipflopflyball.tumblr.com/post/24954124151/idea-for-a-chris-perez-commemorative-t-shirt">flipflopflyball</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Idea for a Chris Perez commemorative t-shirt. Could also be on caps, mugs, whatever…</p> </blockquote>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988672350http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988672350Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:30:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hj2qwQUF1r41emlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chicagoh.tumblr.com/post/24932339488/alas-kingdom-has-come">chicagoh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><small>Alas, Kingdom has come</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988660744http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988660744Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:30:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5iwoyEy4B1r6mismo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://g-o-l-a-z-o.tumblr.com/post/24976585740/witnessed-his-father-stab-his-mother-to-death-at">g-o-l-a-z-o</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>witnessed his father stab his mother to death at the age of 11, nearly quit playing football as a result of it. tonight, in the tournament held in his home country, he tore shit uppppp in front of a packed stadium with a freak of a goal against the russians. jakub blaszczykowski, respect!</span></p> </blockquote>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988620173http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24988620173Tue, 12 Jun 2012 20:30:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5effk3Eb41r899z6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24807184567http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24807184567Sun, 10 Jun 2012 07:18:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vpk3hJe1qh9p3eo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vpk3hJe1qh9p3eo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vpk3hJe1qh9p3eo3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vpk3hJe1qh9p3eo4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vpk3hJe1qh9p3eo5_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vpk3hJe1qh9p3eo6_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vpk3hJe1qh9p3eo7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52vpk3hJe1qh9p3eo8_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24806771355http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24806771355Sun, 10 Jun 2012 07:01:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dfmrsh9l1r3urqco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24806721392http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24806721392Sun, 10 Jun 2012 06:59:56 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwihoqLWTv1qi2lrlo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24806694193http://ampetui.tumblr.com/post/24806694193Sun, 10 Jun 2012 06:58:47 -0400